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Saturday, January 29, 2011

¡Los Cavs, y Por Qué se Chupan!

Hey everybody! Not in the best of moods today (I failed my driver's test again). But, I figured a good way for me to feel better, is to go on a semi-rant. So I figured I'd talk about my beloved Cleveland Cavaliers. Yes, I am a Cavs fan. In fact, I love all Cleveland sports. Especially the Browns. But, I'm getting off topic. Being a Cleveland sports fan, I'm used to my teams being complete crap (and watching the Yankees buy championships.....) But, the Cavs have reached a new level of failure. As of last night, the Cavs have lost 19 straight games, and 25 of 26 overall. This, my friends, is absolutely craptastic! I do have some reasons as to why, though.


Ooooooo yah. Losing is delicous.
 First off, the amount of injuries suck. I swear, first we lose LeDouche, and now we have to fill our roster with a bunch of D-League scrubs! No wonder we can't win a game!

Secondly, LeBron. Way to be a complete jerk. I don't care that he left. I care HOW he left. Did you really need to hold us captive for 7 years, just to rip our hearts out and national television. You know what, LeBron is right. Karma's a bitch. So I'll just sit back and wait for his ACL to explode.

Lastly, we're Cleveland. I don't know what it is! The Drive,The Fumble, the 96 World Series (or whatever year it was). The Sports God's have not blessed us with good sports luck. I have one hope for this city. That by the time my dad dies, he get's to see at least one Cleveland championship. But, I guess for now we'll have to settle for the 1st pick in the Draft. Again......

8 comments:

  1. Seems like a bad team, but when they finally win, it will be orgasmic. Just have faith.

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  2. I think I see the problem. The second from the left is a very tall, very ugly chick.

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  3. @Teutorix, trust me, us Cleveland sports fans know the feeling lolol. @Sanchez, yeah, that might be a slight issue

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  4. You'll beat that test next time!!

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  5. I laughed at "ledouche". Yea, he really is betraying a lot of people. sad stuff.

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  6. Chin up bro - all the best drivers fail a few times

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  7. You will do better on your test next time!

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